Never ever must this film get out. I'm not naked.. but if there was ever a film that would ruin me .. this would be it. I got chocolate on my arm. I got beetroot on my elbow. My makeup gave up and I was shiny. There was a high definition fly buzzing into the picture. The light from the windows blinded behind me. My hair got in my face, I moved about too much. I forgot what I was talking about; I forgot to smile. There was food split. There was mess in the background from an earlier shot. Andy, my film man .. is a genius. We've deconstructed the film and come up with some positive changes. Our second attempt to do this will be in 3 weeks time. I the mean time you can hear us .. or rather me laughing at how awful you can look on film. Or rather How awful I was on this first film .. we can do better - Hats off to the professionals This is hard.